Jan 29, 2014

Jan 27, 2014

Music Monday (The Ingenue Playlist)

Labrinth feat. Emeli Sande
Beneath Your Beautiful

Jan 24, 2014

Friday Humor

Come on Internet, don't fail me now. This man cannot be this adorably perfect.
Is he an alien? Does he squash ladybugs? Does he leave the toilet seat up?
Something? Anything! :)

Jan 22, 2014

Jan 20, 2014

Jan 19, 2014

The Ingenue (8) - The Contest

Chapter Title: The Contest
Rating: PG  (adult language).
Word Count:  ~4,297.
Characters: The Unholy Trio, Maraina Stratten, Helena Caine, Jeremy Rylon,  Wayne Garson, Cate Willis,  Danny Wright, Sofia Royce, Mike Danvers.
Synopsis: Hollywood is all atwitter about the Odyssey contest, but not everyone in the cast is thrilled by the changes taking place in the show. Mari has a surprise for one of her closest friends in fandom and lives are about to change forever.

Now it was real and real life tended to suck pickled eggs.

Jan 15, 2014

Hump Day Hottie

The Ingenue Edition

Luke Macfarlane

Jan 14, 2014

The Ingenue (7) - The Unholy Trio

Chapter Title: The Unholy Trio
Rating: PG  (adult language).
Word Count:  ~4,195.
Characters: The Unholy Trio, Maraina Stratten, Jeremy Rylon, Riley Stratten, Noel Cruz, Wayne Garson, Cate Willis, Sterling Mitchell, Danny Wright.
Synopsis: In Hollywood, it doesn't matter what they say about you as long as they mention your name and the Unholy Trio are the best in getting down and dirty. During a creative meeting, Mari has a chance to change The Odyssey and the opportunity to reach out to other fans with a crazy idea that could change the way the whole industry.

“That noise you hear right now,” she said, “that’s my entire navy screaming in ecstasy.”

Jan 5, 2014

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the ER

 In lieu of an episode from The Ingenue, I've decided to bring you an oldy but a (hopefully) a goody. This is a totally true story (with only a few embellishments).

Warning.....This story is rated PSF: Possible Spew Factor. Do not read if you are eating, have recently eaten, are thinking about eating soon or currently drinking in front of your computer. And whatever you do, DO NOT Google for real images to find out what "it" actually looks like. This reporter is not responsible for any nausea caused by reading this Totally True Story. Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Jan 3, 2014

Friday Humor

Sean Bean fans totally know this


Jan 1, 2014

Happy New Year!

Unseelie Court: Pestilence by Jasmine Becket-Griffith
Happy New Year from the antediluvian House of Pestilence. 

I feel apologies are in order, not only if the start of the Zombie Apocalypse begins at my house, but also because I really meant to be further ahead on The Ingenue. I've made tons of notes and have several scenes and storylines set up which made me feel I was way ahead of schedule, then the inevitable happened and no I don't mean the holidays (which were only a part of the problem). It turned out that my youngest was sick for days, including Christmas (and there's nothing sadder than a 5yo trying to be chipper while opening presents then crawling back on his momma's lap 'cuz he's exhausted). But as always happens, Patient Zero was sick for two days and then spread the freaking Flu to everyone else in the house who came down with it for six days of fever, aches and chills. So, long story short, BRAINZZZZ. I promise that I'm hard at work with new installments and have lots of crazy plans for the 2014.