I just had to share this hilarious, spit-take inducing post from the Bookpushers (how can you not love a site this site name?), The Strange and Wonderful World of Eroticacock. Basically, it's just some of the most jaw dropping, eww-inducing, eye rolling, 'sexy' scenes they've read in erotica. It's just full of awesomesauce. Don't read while eating or drinking.
As for me, my new favorite word of the week is...cockzilla. :)