So, this is inspired by Sarah over @SBTB who tweeted that *For the love of the almighty [insert deity of choice] * (my wording not hers - artistic license and writers like to kick it up a notch [wait, is that copyrighted? Ummm, no copyright/trademark infrigement intended here,
Anyway, the lovely and brilliant Sarah, requested that Scriptina (font) be forever banned from book covers.
Me, being the kind, thoughtful, generous writer that I am decided to not only present her with a cover (using Scriptina & Comic Sans) but also a title 'to die for!'. I'll tease you with the blurb....
Got a rose, eat the apple. One bachelor to rule them all.
50 Shades of Twilight Bachelor Games
Once I get that seven figure deal, I'm sooo taking Sarah out to lunch to the Mickey D's of her choice! Any minute now. Yup. Waiting for that phone call. Dial tone. Check. Yup. Any minute now.