Read on other author blogs that they start their daily ritual by Googling themselves. Became neurotic because I hadn't done that yet. Googled self because it's what authors do. Found blank results.
Pondered the meaning of blank results.
If I'm not on Google, am I real?
Googled 'Tree falls in forest' and 'Cat box theory'.
If something is not perceived, does it exist?
Spent the next hour on Wikipedia reading about Quantum Mechanics.
Decide that the answer is pi...as in Chocolate Bavarian Pie.
Chocolate. Nature's way of saying...."Don't worry. Be happy."